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thedebs53



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:28 am    Post subject: Racism??? Reply with quote

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"



The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"




The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"




The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not really "Racism", but pretty darn funny imo! :D

Warning: Explicit lyrics. HELLARIOUS though!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes&feature=youtu.be

"Smells like R Kelly's sheets" LMFAO!!!!! Laughing


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blito



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The funniest racism joke I ever heard was Tim Minchin's Racism Song.. He starts spelling out the letters n-I-g-g-e-r..... then rearranges them into g-I-n-g-e-r and starts singing a very funny song about the joys and pains of gingerism :D
The mans a class act.... a great musician, and a very funny comedian.


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