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Chinese Scooter Club
..:: THE ORIGINAL AND STILL THE BEST!! ::..
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DaveS
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| Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:34 pm Might apply to some of us scooter folks too! ;-) |
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THERE IS A MORAL HERE!
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, scratched my privates, walked to the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."
When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing !!!
When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing !!!
Us old bastards understand this one! |
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threedogs61
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| Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:22 pm |
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That was great!!
In the southern United States many times the last words of your average garden variety red neck are "Hey ya'll watch this" |
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Fox
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| Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:06 pm |
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That's funny! :lol:
It's like the one about the old bull and the young bull on a hill overlooking a heard of cows. The young bull says "Lets run down and screw one of those cows" To which the old bull says "No, lets walk down and screw 'em all" |
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WilliamHung
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| Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:06 am |
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Always liked that one. lol
Wil |
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